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Friday, October 31, 2003
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Appropriately enough, the hat was purchased for a Halloween costume as Lou Costello. I thought it was going to be one of those lame costumes you have to explain but at a party last week, people seemed to understand what I was going for. A couple of people thought I was Oliver Hardy which is also a reasonable interpretation (and when a cute gal asks me to do the Oliver Hardy tie fumbling thing, I ain't gonna say no). Hell, Edgar Kennedy would have also been appropriate. Evanier also notes that he stocks up on Halloween treats even though trick-or-treaters never visit his door. Even though nary a kid has knocked on my door (am I the neighborhood creepy guy and no one had the decency to tell me?), I too buy three or four bags of treats because, let's be honest, if a kid shows up and I don't have candy, something anti-Semitic will get said. # | |
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6:28 PM
This comes to my attention through today's Best of the Web [scroll to the bottom] which also notes that claiming to not know where items came from is a common ploy to sell fake collectibles or fake collectibles mixed with common (less collectible) stuff. If it is a con, it's a con in the classic sense where your greed and hopes of making a sucker of somebody gets you suckered. (If you'd like to read more about cons, The Big Con is an excellent book on the subject.) My brother also pointed me to the TraderList tale and he points me as well to this ebay auction where our formerly less-than-gay divorcee tells what tools he bought and offers a certificate of appreciation to anyone willing to give him $1.50. # | | Thursday, October 30, 2003
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12:30 PM
I will say that I created Black Lightning after convincing DC not to publish another "black" super-hero on which they had started work. The Black Bomber was a white bigot who, in times of stress, turned into a black super-hero. This was the result of chemical camouflage experiments he'd taken part in as a soldier in Vietnam. The object of these experiments was to allow our [white] troops to blend into the jungle. # | |
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12:27 PM
I created Black Lightning because DC couldn't. Their idea of a black super-hero was a white bigot who took part in experiments to help him blend into the jungle better and who turned into a black man in times of stress. I talked them out of publishing that book and created Black Lightning. # | | Tuesday, October 28, 2003
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9:32 PM
And none of this "Great Shades of Elvis" crap! # | |
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9:25 PM
The ZAZ players, who had slummed in the kind of films they were now parodying, brought a blessed obliviousness to the stock roles. (A Mike Myers or Adam Sandler would smirk and ruin the whole effect.)reminds me of a view I have (often expressed to annoy somebody) that in some ways, Craig Kilborn was better than Jon Stewart as anchor of the Daily Show. Consider the Daily Show as a parody of network news. Kilborn was the perfect pretty-boy, blow-dried anchor (Indeed, he was that anchor, pre-Daily Show), adding a dimension to the jokes coming out of his mouth. And he reads the joke as straight news whereas Stewart will smirk or shrug apologetically or otherwise acknowledge that he is telling jokes. # | |
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9:23 PM
The article calls The Naked Gun the "funniest movie they ever made". To me, it was the start of the decline of ZAZ. It featured less deadpan humor and more slapstick. It was less Airplane! and more Pink Panther (arguably literally; after Ghost was a success for Jerry Zucker, a tape started floating around Hollywood showing Naked Gun gags followed by similar gags done by Inspector Clouseau or Maxwell Smart). Actually, the best representation of ZAZ's work was Police Squad, the far superior television show that the Naked Gun movies were based on. A difference between the two can be seen by how they do the same joke. Police Squad: Leslie Nielsen, in narration, says he's going to Little Italy to interview a suspect. Visible from a window in the suspect's arpartment is the Coliseum. No one reacts to it; nobody mentions it. Why would they? In the crazy world of ZAZ, Little Italy has a Coliseum. Naked Gun: Leslie Nielsen is driving and mentions in narration that he's on his way to Little Italy. The Coliseum is in his back window. OJ Simpson, sitting in the back seat, points to the Coliseum, tries to get Nielsen's attention and does about 97 double-takes. The only things missing were a laugh track and a large sign with an arrow reading "JOKE!!!!" Naked Gun can also be blamed for the bizarre notion that Leslie Nielsen was a comedy star (such as movies like this) as opposed to just good at reading funny lines in a deadpan style Parenthetically, I'd argue against the author's claim that spoofs disappeared during World War II. They existed but they were less parody style and more of a "make Bob Hope the hero in a [genre] picture" type. # | | Friday, October 24, 2003
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8:33 AM
Final Notice and Disclaimer: I know nothing about these stuffed Beanie Babies. I offer no proof of anything. It is a stuffed animal, get over it! I don't think my ex-wife was in the Black Market Beanie Trade..but then again, I didn't know she was having an affair either! # | | Wednesday, October 22, 2003
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6:55 PM
Said police calls were found by a guy who's trying to rebuild the full road show version. His struggle is detailed here. # | | Wednesday, October 15, 2003
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12:23 PM
Also cute is a giant robot panda character, of which many toys and T-shirts have been made. This is, as you might expect, a giant robot panda, which I guess might do battle with other robots or something. The beauty part is that when you lift the top of the robot panda's head, it reveals a control room, from which the robot panda is operated, and sitting in a chair in the control room, pushing buttons and pulling levers, is a real, non-robot panda—presumably one gifted with superb mechanical skills and a deep understanding of robotics.The character in question is Panda Z, available for sale here and here is the character's home page. Panda Z is apparently a parody of some show called Mazinger Z. # | | Monday, October 13, 2003
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2:39 PM
The sign advertising Butch's fight reads, "Coolidge vs. Wilson" and, beneath, "Clash of the Titans". Coolidge and Wilson were formerly opposing candidates in the U.S. presidential race and the slogan was applied to their contest.That is untrue as this chronology of Coolidge's life confirms: He become President as Harding's Vice-President (who became President post-Wilson) and ran against John Davis in 1924. I should submit that to MovieMistakesMistakes.com. # | |
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In the intifada's grim second year, from October 2001 through September 2002, Palestinians killed 449 Israelis and foreigners present on Israeli soil, including both civilians and soldiers. Yet for the year that ended last week, this figure was down 47 percent, to 240. # | |
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