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Tuesday, December 31, 2002
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Sunday, December 29, 2002
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An explanation is in order. Most people when asked for the origin of the name of the Baby Ruth candy bar would say Babe Ruth. Many have probably read in a "Exciting True Facts!" book that the candy bar was named after Ruth Cleveland, President Grover Cleveland's daughter, in honor of a tour she made of the company (Baby Ruth being her nickname). This is the official explanantion of the Curtiss Candy Company, makers of Baby Ruth. It is also not true as snopes shows. Snopes's main points are:
*For some reason, this same site has the Babe Ruth candy bar that probably inspired this made-up story. **I say early 70's becuase it did not have metric measurements (Hence not after the mid-70's) but did have the modern font of the Baby Ruth name. # | | Thursday, December 26, 2002
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I visited the US Holocaust Memorial Museum today. One of the more touching exhibits is a wall of the Righteous Amongst Nations, non-Jews honored by Yad Vashem for their efforts in rescuing Jews during the Holocaust. I lingered at that wall and read all the biographies; if they can risk their lives, the very, very least I can do is read the parapgraph each was given. Two that especially stuck out for me were Paul Gruninger, a Swiss border guard who ignored the Swiss government's instructions not to allow Jewish refugees to enter Switzerland and got fined and fired for his trouble, and Bishop Chrysostomos. In 1944 Mayor [Loukas] Carrer was ordered at gunpoint to hand over a list of Jews residing on the island [of Zakyntho]. The list was presented to the Germans by Bishop Chrysostomos containing only two names: Mayor Carrer and Bishop Chrysostomos. The Bishop bravely told the Germans, "Here are your Jews. If you choose to deport the Jews of Zakynthos, you must also take me and I will share their fate." In the interim, all the Jews of the island were safely hidden in the mountainous villages.(I note that I only learned of Carrer's part in this through the website. While I'm sure his name was on the wall, his equally brave help in the matter was not mentioned in the display's tale about Chrysostomos.) The display does renew one's faith in humanity, especially as one is about to see the display of shoes stolen from the victims of the camps. # | | Tuesday, December 24, 2002
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Anyway, it's 3:30 AM and to stop the room from spinning, I tune in to Cartoon Network. What was broadcast, I felt at the time, illustrated the true meaning of Christmas, regardless of one's faith. It touched me so much that I immediately recorded the plot. This is what I've been able to interpret from my drunken scribblings: This story is not my own. It came from some nature of a Pac-Man Christmas special (called "The Pac-Man Christmas Special" or "How Pac-Man Saved Christmas" or "The First Pac-Man Christmas").Merry Christmas to all and to all a Shalom Aleichem. # | | Monday, December 23, 2002
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In said article, In 'n' Out denies that the secret menu exists (despite this receipt with the secret code printed on it). (Thanks to Max Power for both). When I told my friend about the codes, he was all "I'm uncomfortable with a corporation doing one thing and saying another." I replied "Why does everything have to be an object lesson on stuff?" A less conspiratorial explanation could be that the main office doesn't have a secret menu policy but individual stores have the autonomy to create cash register keys for the codes if they want. # | | Sunday, December 22, 2002
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Shuttle crew members are allowed to carry a small bag of personal items into space, and in his, Ramon will include a simple black-and-white drawing borrowed from the Yad Vashem Holocaust Museum in Jerusalem. It is the haunting work of a 14-year-old boy from Czechoslovakia, Petr Ginz, who died at Auschwitz in 1944. Ramon's mother lived to be liberated by the Russians but other family members perished in the Nazis' campaign against the Jews. # | | Thursday, December 19, 2002
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Here's merchandise of that "humorous" album cover. For some reason, Hanukkah Harry is portrayed as injured even though he's the one who beat up somebody. It may be a case of "You should see the other guy." And this page has an MP3 sample. # | |
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Perhaps the plot isn't so bizarre. Had Guy Ritchie stuck to making funny comedies about British lowlifes, he might have been successful to the point where Madonna would have been known as Guy Ritchie's wife, rather than the reverse. # | |
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Presumably in the next episode, Buffy's first strike policy will be called inhumane. Protestors will demand that she work through the UN and perhaps try to understand the root causes of the First Evil. Maybe Mike Farrell will hold an anti-apocalypse press conference and Sean Penn will visit the First Evil and the Ubervamp. # | | Tuesday, December 17, 2002
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Tom Hanks is set to star in a Coen brothers' remake of The Ladykillers (article here) if that helps the films' case any. # | | Tuesday, December 10, 2002
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POTENTIAL SPOILER: Also a couple of years ago, I was at a presentation honoring Get a Life. Kaufmann was there as he was a writer for the show. An audience member asked him about the circumstances of the death of his brother Donald. Charlie mumbled "I don't wanna talk about it." # | | Monday, December 09, 2002
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I found through Rachel a nifty blog by the name of Media Yenta. Here Media Yenta gives a theory of ABC's long-term strategy with Jimmy Kimmel and here Media Yenta states what Hollywood could learn from the success of the Jackass movie (and if Hollywood learned said lesson, it would be good news for film lovers regardless of what you think of Jackass). # | |
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Farr also produced The Bob Newhart Show and adds an interesting element to a classic Newhart story. Newhart often tells of getting a script where Emily (his wife on the show) is pregnant. His response was "That's a great script. Who are you going to get to play Bob?" What isn't mentioned is that the reason they wrote that script was Newhart was making noises about it being his last season. The script was intended for the last show. # | |
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It didn't ruin my enjoyment of the picture at all. For me, it was just another fun thing to do: pretend to be outraged that that ain't Jonathan Winters or whoever. # | |
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And they said impersonating Sheldon Leonard was an unmarketable skill. # | |
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AMC does have a show on Saturdays at 8 PM EST/PST called "Movies at Our House" starring Jimmy Pardo, a very funny comedian that, unjustly, you've probably not heard of. # | |
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A tale I forgot to tell was the friend I was with complained that they weren't opening up the curtains for the screen wide enough for the movie. I said to him, "Didn't you hear? They're showing the pan-and-scan version." Another discussion Mark Evanier and I had was when I asked for confirmation that in the lengthy road show version the Three Stooges only had the very brief cameo that they have in the current version (inspired by a vague memory of a still of them doing more shtick as firemen). He confirmed it and commented that it was the biggest laugh they got in their career and they didn't really do anything. I pointed out that it took the credibility of their thirty-year career to get that laugh. Certainly if you've seen Stooge movies from that time period, probably Kramer's best decision was to only have them do the cameo as nothing they could do would equal the audience's imagination of "here comes trouble." # | | Thursday, December 05, 2002
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(I was going to throw in an Uncle Marvel joke but there isn't an Uncle Marvel page. Damn you, Internet!) # | |
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I was tempted to get Winter's autograph despite the no autograph policy of the event. I figured that the worst that could happen would be he'd have me thrown out but perhaps he'd do it as a wacky character. Or even better, maybe he'd put on some nature of a hat and throw me out himself. I had the great pleasure of meeting Mark Evanier during intermission. He introduced me to Chuck McCann and Stan Freberg. Freberg talked to me and Mark of the scene he was in that was in the four-hour road show version but cut from the version we saw. Freberg at the post-show discussion told a couple of stories of doing advertising for the movie (which can be found in his autobiography). Mickey Rooney rambled on about his life story to the embarassment of the audience. Mark later asked me if he was doing Dana Carvey's impersonation. A fair criticism as he even said Carvey's catch phrase of being the #1 box office star in the world; as Carvey and Rooney did a sitcom together in '82, I wonder if this habit of Rooney dates back to then. A fun evening at the theater and the prospect of releasing the road show version seems more realistic than I had previously thought. One minor negative note is that (and I don't know if this is a function of the big screen or of seeing the movie a hundred times) the stunt doubles in some scenes were glaringly obvious (as in an actor's face would turn to the camera and was obviously not his face). I snagged a couple of seating signs: One says "Reserved for Marvin Kaplan" and the other "Reserved for guests of Mr. Rooney". I have no idea what I'm going to do with them. I also now have a print of the Jack Davis poster that I don't have (he made two for the movie). UPDATE: Mark Evanier writes of the evening here. In this article, Mark tells of the different versions and a great story about Phil Silvers's dedication to funny. UPDATE 2: I screwed up the HTML of this entry and so it was jumbled. Fixed now. Sorry 'bout dat. UPDATE 3: Mark replies to my stunt double comment here. I shamefacedly re-edit the post yet again and then reply here. # | | Wednesday, December 04, 2002
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When E! reran old Smothers Brothers episodes with accompanying interviews, my favorite soundbite was Jackie Mason: "I was on the show. It didn't help my career. It didn't hurt my career. Not everything has to help or hurt your career." # | | Tuesday, December 03, 2002
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Burns & Allen were playing the London Palladium. Benny secretly flies to London (even telling his writers only that he'd be gone for a few days) and rents a room next to Burns (with the help of a Palladium executive who is the only one in on the gag). At an after-show party in Burns's room, the hotel operator asks for Burns and says "Please hold the wire. I have a person-to-person call from a Mr. Jack Benny in Beverly Hills, California, U.S.A." As Burns waits for the call, Benny sneaks into the room, tiptoes behind Burns and says "Hello, George." Burns seeing Benny bursts into tears so touched was he to see his friend. Benny says to the other guests, "How do you like that? I spend thousands of dollars on a practical joke to break him up, and instead of getting a laugh, I make him cry." He turns to Burns and says in mock anger "Why didn't you laugh?" Burns says "Well, Jack, when you said 'Hello, George,' you read it wrong." Benny has now spent thousands to wind up laughing on the floor due to Burns. # | |
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Bob Hope once said that you can judge a man by the caliber of people who come out to roast him. I've seen the guest list and if I were you, I'd worry.Sadly for Chevy Chase, that joke is fairly close to the truth. Comedy Central apparently hired the same guy who edits Premium Blend to bring his machete to work on the Roast. Here's a hint to tell if something got edited out: If the laugh seems disproportionally high to the funniness of the joke, then a funnier joke was cut out. I'm also pretty sure that there were a few situations where they left in the set-up but cut out the punchline which is also not unusual for Comedy Central editing of joke-telling. # | |
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(And for equal time plugwise (as is required in these crossovers), the Sad Sack website.) # | | Friday, November 29, 2002
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(Folks, these are actual headlines found in actual newspapers. We do not make these things up.) UPDATE: Slide show has since been removed with no substitute. # | | Tuesday, November 26, 2002
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Fred Willard might think I'm an idiot. He was complaining that there was no place in the area (Hollywood and Vine) to get dinner. I asked as a joke "Is the Brown Derby open?" He says, "No, the Derby closed years ago." I'm left mumbling " I know; I was kidding." # | | Thursday, November 21, 2002
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Discussion following with actors Jonathan Winters, Sid Caesar, Mickey Rooney, Edie Adams, Don Knotts, Madlyn Rhue, Marvin Kaplan and Stan Freberg, editor Robert Jones, casting director Lynn Stalmaster, stunt man Loren James and Karen and Kat Kramer, wife and daughter of Stanley KramerI am reminded of when I went to see The Happiest Millionaire at the Cinematheque. One of those musical movies that played to roadshows complete with intermission and the last live-action movie overseen by Walt Disney. It's a pleasant enough film but it dragged on and on. Discussion with various folk took place during the intermission. At one point, I told the friend I was with that I had to go to work the next day and if the film didn't start up again in four minutes, I was leaving. It started in three. One hoot was newsreels predicting big things for Tommy Steele. I, the next day, phoned my friend pretending to be Tommy Steele now working as a polltaker for the Cinematheque After hearing the song "Fortuosity", would you say fortuosity is # | |
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NEW THEORY: Comedies in circuses starring wacky people never work. WC Fields is not wacky; he's a combination cynic/bad con man. A sleazy guy running a circus and/or a world-weary guy working at a circus (in this case, Charlie McCarthy) might work. Another consideration is that, as I recollect, the circus setting was secondary; the movie being mostly about Fields's daughter marrying a rich guy she doesn't love and his son being ashamed of him. He could have just as easily been a snake-oil peddler with the same effect (other than the fact that he probably wouldn't have a ventriloquist working for him (although arguably not that many circuses have an on-staff ventriloquist either)). # | | Wednesday, November 20, 2002
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Accident or winking nod at the satire? # | | Tuesday, November 19, 2002
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I'm not convinced Jesus wouldn't drive an SUV; after all, he does need to transport twelve other passengers. # | |
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Comedy is frequently about contrasts. Pee-Wee Herman at a biker bar is funny. The Marx Brothers at a high society ball or an opera or running a country is funny. They don't belong there and chaos results. Wacky people at a circus is not so unusual and so the contrast isn't there. UPDATE: You Can't Cheat an Honest Man potentially contradicts this theory. # | | Sunday, November 17, 2002
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The short "The Bellboy" has what is the earliest-that-I've-seen poof joke in movies. Specifically Fatty and Buster are scared of a long-haired, fully-bearded, mean-looking gentleman. Buster thinks he's Satan and Fatty thinks he's Rasputin. The gentleman then walks in a fey manner and both are relieved. Arbuckle then imitates the walk. # | |
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Also for you trivia buffs, Patrick McGoohan turned down the role of James Bond (proof here). I've always found that a fun and easy way to get Bond fans unreasonably mad is to say that I liked Roger Moore the best. I actually have a soft spot in my heart for Moore's portrayal mostly due to the fact that he played Bond when I was 8. # | | Friday, November 15, 2002
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I'm interested to see his work as I only know of him through the scandal that led to the third or fourth Trial of the Century (in which the jury went to the trouble of writing a statement declaring his innocence). # | |
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I have low hopes for the American version called The Ortegas as it has been announced that Cheech Marin will be playing the father of the family. Nothing aginast Cheech but it's going to be hard to suspend disbelief in the show when the Dad is Cheech. It sounds like NBC wanted a different show but was afraid of it being too different so they hired a celebrity to hedge their bets. I'm reminded of how Sports Night was saddled with a laugh track at the beginning, guaranteeing the alienation of people who might like a one-camera, non-traditional comedy and then the show's low ratings being blamed on it being different. Unfortunately the DVD set does not remove the laugh track according to customer reviews nor offer the option of removing it like the MASH DVD set does. Seriously that laugh track was very annoying; imagine Moonlighting or West Wing with a laugh track. # | |
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Max Power links to this article on how there has not been a single case of anonymous Halloween poisoning ever; all poisonings have either been hoaxes or targeting the children. Snopes was on the case years ago; even the incident that has promoted the legend from "false" to "undetermined" did not take place during trick-or-treating but during a school Halloween event. Even today, this myth is repeated like in this Jump Start comic strip. And this one. I bring this up based on personal bitterness: even when we lived in what was essentially a gated community without a gate, my parents wouldn't let me trick-or-treat. Of course, they also wouldn't let me use the Cracker Jack tattoos because they might be laced with LSD. # | | Thursday, November 07, 2002
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11. Some innocent remark gives McGarrett the answer.What he doesn't mention is that the other 50% of detective shows (the type where the detective gathers all the suspects in a room) would have this dialogue: DETECTIVE: Beans, yes, that's it.Conan O'Brien and Robert Smigel wrote a great pilot called Lookwell where Adam West played a washed-up Adam-West-esque actor who used to play a detective on a TV show. A running joke was that every three minutes he'd pull a "Yes, that's it" and be totally wrong. Conan has once or twice alluded to the show being "the second lowest-rated television show of all time" (like in his Harvard commencement address). What he doesn't say is that the show was run on a Sunday against the second half of 60 Minutes with absolutely zero publicity (except for an Adam West appearance on Late Night with Conan O'Brien the second or third week Conan was on the air (which is how I found out about it)). # | |
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Here, B9 and Robby perform in a little skit. You can buy your very own Robby the Robot (or it makes a great Hanukah gift, wink, wink, nudge, nudge) or build your own B9 robot with the aid of this site to answer any questions you might have. UPDATE: Robby the Robot appeared in two episodes of Lost in Space, this one and this one. # | |
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Of course, proof of fraud hasn't stopped people from claiming the Shroud of Turin is real. In other news, I found a headstone that read "Thomas Wayne, father of Bruce". # | | Wednesday, November 06, 2002
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Whenever Rickles is on Letterman, Letterman will invariably say "Oh, Dooooon." This is an allusion to Don Wilson, announcer and butt of fat jokes on the Jack Benny Show. # | |
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I once performed comedy with Butch Patrick in the audience. He knew the headliner or something and was living near Austin, TX so he dropped in and became part of an audience of about 7. This was part of a particularly surreal evening which included the city of Austin attempting to start an annual Mardi Gras parade as 6th Street is, of course, Austin's answer to Bourbon Street (No, I don't know what the question was). We literally stopped the show in the middle so everyone could look at the parade. The parade itself consisted of two pickup trucks and a Toyota Corolla that made a wrong turn and just thought everyone was being really friendly by cheering and such. The parade was over and we continued the show. Later that evening, between shows, someone popped his/her head into the club and said "Hey, Clint Eastwood and Kevin Costner are at Maggie Mae's." And, no, neither Costner nor Eastwood dropped in. As MC of show 2, I opened with the announcement that Anson Williams was at the pizza place across the street. But the point is I played for Butch Patrick. And if that don't get me laid, nothing on this blog will. # | |
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Nor does Mr. Wells particularly sound like John Cleese. (via Mark Evanier). # | | Tuesday, October 29, 2002
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Clown prince, feh! And people wonder why I have no doubt that Uncle Scrooge is richer than Richie Rich. # | |
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Lenny Bruce is the most influential comic of the last forty years. My proof of that is very simple: Nobody gets arrested for telling jokes anymore and we have Lenny Bruce to thank for that. This CD is a recording of what is supposed to be Lenny's best performance ever. # | | Saturday, October 26, 2002
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If only Trudeau's skepticism about things written on the Internet was developed before he drew this strip. # | | Wednesday, October 23, 2002
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Today's was kind of funny. Although I notice that the other kid has switched from "Dude" to "Man". Look for "Bro" tomorrow and "Homey" on Friday and Saturday. # | | Monday, October 21, 2002
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Almost every comedian I know has commented on how heartening it is to see that even Seinfeld has to endure some of the same crap we do and gets the same jitters we do. (At one point, he asks "How big do I have to be for the audience not to talk?") Seemingly less unsure of himself is Orny Adams whose high confidence level doesn't seem to match his talent level (Granted we don't see much of his act but his using the bar stool as a wacky prop was enough proof for me; when you watch a lot of stand-up comedy, you pick up on these signs.) Granted, Orny, who's about my age, has George Shapiro (who manages Seinfeld and who managed Andy Kaufman) as a manager and did Letterman and Montreal. So what do I know? I don't think he looks good in this movie and even if the general public doesn't care, those who do the hiring will probably see it. All in all, an excellent moving picture show. # | |
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I don't have much to say, I will grant. Other than, at least I wasn't dopey enough to fall for the Presidential IQ hoax. # | | Sunday, October 20, 2002
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Uncle Scrooge writer Don Rosa attacks this injustice as well as the gross underestimate of Scrooge's wealth at $8.2 billion. (Although in Forbes's defense, perhaps the day they did the official count Scrooge had been robbed by the Beagle Boys and had not yet rescued his dough.) # | |
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I dunno if I agree that it's unmarketable. There's gotta be a market for a comedic, Jewish-looking gangster. Hell, Michael Lerner and Alex Rocco can't play everything. # | |
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The friend I saw it with had the perfect summary "You don't know what will happen next. And how many films can you say that about?" # | |
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So I'd find a town near Aspen and hold the Gaspin' Comedy Festival or the Graspin' Comedy Festival or whatever. However there is a fatal flaw to this plan: The reason alternate film festivals are so successful is that people like going to the movies. "Come see eight more hours of stand-up" is a harder sell. # | | Sunday, October 13, 2002
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This essay was the start of my dislike of Moore because he denies that the Serbs were committing genocide on the Albanians. I wonder if he ever retracted that claim. Maybe I should follow him with a video camera, this photograph, a bullhorn and a guy in a gorilla suit to find out. # | | Friday, October 11, 2002
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Here's the story of the real-life guy who spent $3000 on pudding to get a million frequent flier miles. # | |
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If the imdb entry for Sheldon Leonard is insufficient to jog your memory cells, here's an episode of The Lucy Show guest-starring Sheldon Leonard. The episode is called, appropriately enough, "Lucy Meets Sheldon Leonard". As was the style of the time, a brief biography of the special guest star is worked into the dialogue ("After appearing so many times as a gangster in the movies, you then started producing television shows such as The Danny Thomas Show!"). UPDATE: The reviews are in! # | |
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Early in September on NBC's "Late Night With Conan O'Brien," Mr. O'Brien asked Tom Kenny, the comic who is the voice of SpongeBob, to address the "controversy" about one of SpongeBob's pals, a grumpy squid named Squidward who speaks in a voice some find reminiscent of Paul Lynde, the late comic actor who specialized in gay double-entendre on "Hollywood Squares."When Tom Kenny was saying "all the main characters are hiding horrible secrets of their own", he was not alluding to the Spongebob Squarepants show. He was doing a bit about how sitcoms in the past would have clearly gay characters but no one talked about it because the characters were hiding their own secrets (my wife is a witch; I live with a genie; I own a talking horse, etc.). In fact, the question itself was obviously a lead-in to do the bit. # | | Saturday, October 05, 2002
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Marty Ingalls was peeing in his pants, Freddie Roman was worshiping me, Red Buttons said it was brilliant, Jack Carter was in tearsComedian Red Buttons sued Conan and NBC for slander. Here are the details and results of that case. # | |
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The most famous/infamous example is Ed Sullivan at Don Rickles's roast in the late sixties (You will, of course, need to imagine this in Ed Sullivan's voice): I have a few words to say. F&% you, you bald-headed bastard. # | |
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The best example I remember was during the NBC show. Dave was ranting about Howdy Doody and Buffalo Bob's appearance in a commercial for a hotel chain. Dave complains that it makes Buffalo Bob and his puppet look sleazy, like they spend their days travelling and staying in cheap hotels. He then says "I don't know if that's the image they're trying to project." Paul says "Who, Howdy Doody or the hotel?" BAM! Dave chuckles and says "Yeah, I guess it's hard to choose a winner out of that bunch" and then proceeds to do a few more minutes of comedy around how silly the hotel looks for having a puppet as a guest ("More towels for Mr. Doody?") This is exactly what a straight man is supposed to do, provide fodder for additional comedy. # | |
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I'm not convinced. Roasts aren't that hard and I say that as someone who's done a few (including this past Monday when I roasted Lew Wasserman's granddaughter in honor of her pending nuptials to Milton Berle's grandnephew. I love Hollywood!). Of course, hidden under the veneer of the insults and gay sex jokes is genuine affection for the roasted. I think the problem with the Chevy Chase roast is that the only SNL veterans he could attract to his roast were Lorraine Newman, Al Franken, and Paul Shaffer. According to a review of Tom Shales's book about SNL, the main constant amongst the casts throughout SNL's history is a hatred for Chevy Chase. What sort of surprised me was how good Paul Shaffer is at roasting. Combustible Boy aka the Blazing Blogger (of the Sound and the Fury) asked me to explain this joke: When the laughter subsided, Mr. Shaffer dropped a beauty of a show-business insider’s joke: "How about that new Saturday Night Live book," he said. "They were pretty rough on Chevy. I haven’t seen anybody eat that much [$&%!] since the biography of Danny Thomas."An apocryphal rumor about Danny Thomas is that he was into what the kids call "plating". Mr. Thomas would supposedly lie under a glass coffee table while the hookers he had hired would defecate on said table. Hey, blame Combustible Boy. He asked! # | | Tuesday, October 01, 2002
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UPDATE: Streisand admits to being duped but resorts to the usual last refuge of the duped: saying that the statement is true even if not written by Shakespeare. # | |
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UPDATE: I stupidly forgot to include a link of who the hell Sheldon Leonard is. I have one now. # | |
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1:21 PM
The menu itself is in Spanish but not too hard to figure out since the workings of a fast-food place are somewhat universal. Some of the workers only spoke pidgen English which is also not a problem unless you're a pain-in-the-ass like I was trying to order both a roll and tortillas when the meal comes with one or the other. A mural on the world told the history of Pollo Campero but I was unable to read it. It also showed the evolution of the wacky Pollito Campero character. Interestingly, the side order of the plate of food he is carrying evolves from an unidentifiable blob to steak fries to French-fried potatoes. No sign of the Camperonix. While the chicken is good, it's not worth a trip to downtown and potentially waiting in line for it. Is the chicken significantly different from anything you can get in the US? Yes. I don't find it unreasonable for folks to take a mess of it home when visiting Latin America. Hell, my family, when we made our regular trips to NY, used to take home bagels and Entemann's (back when Entemann's was a tri-state-only product). If it was possible to pack for a flight home NY-style pizza, we would have brought home one or two, I'm sure. # | |
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# | | Monday, September 23, 2002
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# | | Sunday, September 22, 2002
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1:58 PM
Huh? What the hell does that mean? UPDATE: Reader Tom Curl maybe has an answer: Perhaps it was thought that the idea of another television show featuring aI Love Lucy is also about a show-biz family so that makes some degree of sense. I'm looking at this with the benefit of several seasons of Lucy with its more slapstick-bent than Burns & Allen. But I could see where maybe at its debut, it would be thought to be similar. # | |
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2:02 AM
Although perhaps that is a clue to his identity. If next week, he repeats the microwave poodle story, I think it'll prove to be significant. # | |
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1:16 AM
When my writing partner Sam Johnson and I worked at MTV in 1995, we wrote and coproduced a short pilot actually using old Thunderbirds episodes but with new dialogue so that they were all futuristic fashion designers: "In the future, the leaders of fashion are the guardians of world peace," was our opening.MTV was, when approving the pilot, under the impression it had the rights to the Thunderbirds. When about to commit to the show, MTV found either they didn't have those rights or that they didn't have the rights to wipe the audio as the show called for. # | | Saturday, September 21, 2002
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# | | Thursday, September 19, 2002
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8:19 PM
You gotta figure this show will need writers. Right? Who has his voice down better than me? Here's proof. Here's more proof. I dunno. Write your congressman. # | |
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8:32 AM
UPDATE: Like "Jolly Jim" Treacher, Bob and David are also none too fond of "Run, Ronnie, Run" (and their website confirms this). There's a book on sale at the tour. And supposedly a lot of new material. Also Bob Odenkirk digs Bob and Ray. # | | Wednesday, September 18, 2002
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12:30 AM
Sitka was in The Blackboard Jungle and Pulp Fiction (see this page). The Pulp Fiction appearance was that the drug dealer was watching Sitka say "Hold hands, you lovebirds." when Travolta calls with an overdosed Uma Thurman (See the script here and search for "Hold hands"). His role on The Blackboard Jungle is "uncredited". # | |
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# | | Tuesday, September 17, 2002
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8:07 AM
While there have been six Stooges, only three at a time appear in a particular film (with an exception to be noted in a minute). So since Emil appears frequently with three Stooges, he is arguably the fourth Stooge. Now the exception to only-three-Stooges-per-film is that there are two Shemp films where Curly makes a quick guest appearance (The Stooges see a guy asleep with his hat covering his face; they lift the hat and Curly does his patented Curly snore). The key question is: was Emil Sitka in those films? I will endeavor to find out because I care about you, the loyal reader. UPDATE: In fact, I give the answer here. # | | Monday, September 16, 2002
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7:38 PM
Here's how to join the fan club. According to the article, a benefit when Sitka was alive was that he'd show up at your wedding and shout "Hold hands, you love birds." UPDATE: Perusing the article a little more carefully, I notice that an Emil Sitka book is in the works. And yes, I do want a copy if it comes out near Chanukah or my birthday. UPDATE 2: Is Emil Sitka the Fourth Stooge? I say more on this important controversy here. # | | Sunday, September 15, 2002
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8:30 AM
The first show was episode six of the Super Adventure Team which, although broadcast, qualified snce MTV buried the show. The show is a funny parody of Thunderbirds. Co-creators Dana Gould and Robert Cohen told of pitching the show as a goof and getting it picked up. They also told of getting very talented people like Adam West and Mike Meyers to do teh voices but MTV nixed it saying the kids wouldn't care about them (One note said Adam West sounded too old). Vodkapundit (a Dana Gould fan) might be interested in knowing that they were going to get the show on DVD with audio commentary. However they discovered at the last minute that MTV, when threatened with litigation by Gerry Anderson (creator of Thunderbirds), simply gave him the rights to the show. They are now in litigation with MTV. Next was comedian Robert Schimmel's sitcom, hosted by co-creator Mike Scully of Simpsons fame. Schimmel's show was actually picked up by Fox. The problem was the titular star was diagnosed with cancer before production. That obviously delayed things. Schimmel went into remission but just as they were to go into production, Fox cancelled the show. A shame. The show is a fairly typical three-camera-sitcom about a family. But the jokes have the decency to be funny. The third show and the reason I was there was Next!, Bob Odenkirk's sketch show. Odenkirk did a videotaped introduction explaining that he created the show for Fox and Fox executives didn't like it. He then said "If you like the show, please get a job as the head of Fox and put the show on the air." The show was decently funny. The format was to cut to a sketch, cut to other sketchs and then cut back to the first and so on. Zach Galifinakis played a guy at a piano bar making bad pickup lines to women while he played. There were two funny commercial parodies, both for Essey Bros. Used Cars. The first was from an Essey brother who admitted that he wasn't very bright or knowledgeable about cars or money. For example, he sold a car valued at $15,000 for $200. So hurry up before his brother's back in town. The second was from the other brother who said he told his brother not to sell cars or make commercials. He's asking people to bring the cars back. For example, one car was valued at $15,000 and sold for $200, Monopoly money. Another car wasn't valued at anything becuase it was his car and not for sale. Both commercials did the wacky car commercial font. And TV's Matthew Perry brushed past me on his way back from the men's room. # | | Saturday, September 14, 2002
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8:40 PM
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8:30 PM
UPDATE: Not everybody loves kitschy pictures of Jesus. I posted the two kitschy pictures of Jesus links on an email list I'm on. Someone (who was originally just trying to start a fight between me and someone else but has now convinced himself that he's offended) asked if I posted these links "because only Christians do silly things like that, right Daniel?" I hadn't really thought about it but let's see...In Islam, pictures of Mohammed are considered blasphemous. Judaism, to my knowledge, doesn't really have a human face to the Good Lord and probably considers pictures of Him blasphemous also. In terms of kitschy pictures of that which one worships, I suspect maybe it is a Christian phenomenom, yes. I would love to see counter-examples if anyone has any. # | | Friday, September 13, 2002
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10:45 PM
This page states that Popeye first appeared in a Betty Boop cartoon. Having Betty Boop meet comic strip characters was apparently a common practise of the Fleisher Brothers to test the popularity of the comic strip stars in their own cartoons. Kind of like how popular sitcoms used to have episodes that were essentially pilots of new shows (Hell, Star Trek did it). # | |
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10:41 PM
I would suggest that Popeye is, in fact, the origin of the archetype. I say this, for one reason. Thimble Theater, the comic strip Popeye debuted in, was not a comic strip for kids. Nor was Popeye intended for kids. He swore (or comix-swore) and punched people with little to no provocation. I remember a book about the history of Popeye which showed a strip of Popeye punching a horse (to its death) for being too slow. So anyhoo, E.C. Segar gets an emergency telegram that kids love Popeye. This is unexpected and Popeye's rougher edges are softened (He only hits when provoked). So given that nobody expected a grizzled sailor like Popeye to be popular with the yung'uns, I would suspect that Popeye was the birth of that archetype. Regarding kiddie show hosts as sea captains, my suspicion is the origin is partially due to many of these hosts showing Popeye cartoons (like this dude). Perhaps, I'll get a copy of this book and look into the matter (after I obtain that history of Popeye book from my childhood that I foolishly ditched at some point in my life). Combustible is under the misimpression that Captain Spaulding is a gruff-but-loveable sea captain. He is, of course, as the song lyrics on the left say, an African explorer. UPDATE: Conbustible Boy got an email suggesting that the captain from the Katzenjammer Kids is a precursor. I dunno. He doesn't seem the archetype. Of course, I'm only familiar with the Kids Katzenjammer through MAD parodies and the Warner Brothers Christmas cartoon, so what do I know? # | |
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10:16 PM
When one of those two also said that the WTC and the Pentagon were justifiable targets, I had to stop participating in the discussion before I flew a plane for the purpose of punching somebody. Grr! Hulk Smash Puny Liberal! Thinking about this is annnoying the hell out of me. I'm going to talk about Popeye now. # | |
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