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Thursday, December 30, 2004
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Fun time Activity: When the salesman hawks the extended warranty, ask if it covers burn-in. If he says "Yes", find the line item that says it doesn't cover burn-in. Related Fun time Activity: Go to Best Buy. Ask various clerks if they have extension cords and if so, where. Collect the contradictory answers! Speaking of the amazing age we live in, here's the link to donate to the American Red Cross via Amazon. # | | Sunday, December 26, 2004
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Instead, I'm considering this Sony model or an equivalent Toshiba, depending on what the post-Christmas sales look like. Thanks to your LCD's and your plasmas and your DLPs, a nice TV like that is "only" $1700, give-or-take. If I were posting this on Reason.com, I'd wonder how much of that price-tag is on government-required crap I don't want/need such as V-chip and closed captioning. Hell, my saving some dough by buying an HD-monitor as opposed to a fully equipped HDTV with tuner is an option that (if I understand the law correctly) won't be allowed in a year or two, despite the fact that many folk will be getting their HD programming from cable or satellite and don't need the tuner. The fun part is reading FAQs like this or FAQs on burn-in and trying not to scream "Dammit, I just wanna watch TV!" Speaking of burn-in, when's the first class-action suit against a network because their station logo or ticker tape caused burn-in? Someone get overlawyered on the phone! # | |
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My brother tried to create a tiff between Mark Evanier and myself by pointing out the quote where Evanier refers to the Manhunter as "the Shemp of the Justice League". Fortunately I remembered this article where Mark comes to the defense of Shemp. Comparing Manhunter to Shemp is an insult to neither; both are misperceived as lesser members of their group. In the Martian Manhunter's case, you have a hero with near-Superman-level strength, flight, telepathy, and shape-shifting. Who wouldn't want that on the team? Via Evanier, a Shemp web site by his granddaughters. # | |
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They've also declared that some old guy is Santa Claus; I'm not quite sure how that works. # | | Monday, December 20, 2004
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A transcript from a Downey fansite indicates that Downey did a monologue making fun of his arrest. # | | Tuesday, December 14, 2004
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The ovation I got from the kiddies was, of course, the biggest I've had in my performing career. My portrayal of jolly St. Nick was phenomenal. How good was I as Santa? I spoke Dutch to a war orphan. Kids are easy to fool. "Hello, Veronica," said I to a young girl. "How did you know my name?" she asked. The truthful answer was "It's on your name tag." My answer was "I'm Santa Claus! That's how I know." In front of the kiddies, I took the role seriously. When I finished dressing in the gift room, I threw a pretend diva fit when I saw some individually-wrapped Lemonheads. "Lemonheads! Are you putting &%#^ing LemonHeads in the &%#^ing stockings going out in my &%#^ing name?!?! You don't cheapen the brand with &%#^ing Lemonheads!!! Spend a dollar and get real candy!" And of course, I was careful to be off-mike when saying "That should hold the little bastards." # | | Thursday, December 09, 2004
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Sad Sack is a sad sack, that is to say a schlemiel. The humor there was that nothing would ever go right for poor Sad Sack ("Oh, Sad Sack, will you never win?", so to speak). Beetle Bailey is a lazy ne'er-do-well. The humor is the various ways he avoids (or tries to avoid) work. The same fella (my grandmother's brother Dave, as I recollect) who brought Sad Sack comics also brought over a huge chunk of the Harvey oeuvre as well as a mess o' Archie comics. UPDATE: According to Toonopedia's Sad Sack entry, after WWII, Sad Sack had an unsuccessful career as a civilian. The same attempt to make Willie and Joe civilians didn't work either. And once again, I post a link to the crossover between Sad Sack and Joe. # | | Wednesday, December 08, 2004
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When I've made this complaint to others, I've heard the argument that the new way is better because now the resolution is due to actions by the protagonist. And I'm sure that was the logic behind the change. Except that the original way was due to protagonist actions. Natalie Wood, the girl who can't have faith, believes in Santa enough to write him a letter and addresses it to the home. This letter catches the attention of Jack Albertson and a Christmas miracle results. Whereas originally faith leads to Kris being declared Santa Claus, now it's the result of lawerly manipulation. *Although I haven't found it yet, I'm sure there's a brilliant piece of fan-fiction telling the tale of how the mail clerk eventually raised a family and had a grandson who won a trip to a magical chocolate factory. And perhaps part of the money from his grandson's new chocolate factory was put into his Senatorial campaign. # | |
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I would argue that there's a difference between conversion/assimilation at sword-point and that due to peer pressure or whatever. The Maccabees were fighting for the right to choose (unless there was a purge of collaborators that's not included in the traditional tale). I sympathize with his trying to keep his household and his kids Xmas-free. I've come lately to side with the commenters to this Reason post that the secular parts are fun (now that I'm not the only Jewish kid in school) although I still keep my house X-Mas decoration free out of principle. On the subject, a friend asked me to fill up some stockings for underpriveleged children, the most goyische task she could find for me and one I'm not entirely sure if I'm doing right. One little bit of humor I've injected is that I'm including in each stocking a bag of Paskesz chocolate coins, a traditional 7th day of Hanukah gift (socks were the 8th day). # | | Monday, November 29, 2004
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While I'm linking to the Corner, I'll link to this report about the President's Thanksgiving menu. My brother and any Texan not living in Texas will appreciate that the President chose Blue Bell as his brand of ice cream (which may be part of why he spent Thanksgiving in Crawford). When/If I start to make hugh amounts of sitcom money, my look-how-crazy-rich-he-is gesture will be flying in Blue Bell from Texas. UPDATE:Apparently I can get 2 gallons flown in for $89. UPDATE 2: Judging from this What Folks Say page, Blue Bell is no longer Texas-exclusive like it was when I was a kid but available through the South. I am happy to learn that Blue Bell still eats all they can and then sells the rest. Update 3: A history of the Blue Bell and the Kruse family. Their strategy is to dominate the markets they're in before expanding to new ones. # | |
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"Director Michael Moore is planning a sequel to Fahrenheit 9/11 [...] dubbed Fahrenheit 9/11 and 1/2" - Reuters
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Allow me to explain: When I posted the Rickles-Lincoln bit, I, on a whim, sent a copy to mcsweeneys.net. The submissions editor wrote back that he liked it but that they preferred to only publish unpublished stuff, including personal sites. Fair enough. I wanted to publish the piece on my blog since I was feeling guilty that the blog had been too political as of late. Plus it was cool to learn that folks from McSweeneys were reading my blog (or had friends who read my blog and then forwarded the better bits to McSweeneys personnel). However, I will be, in the future, giving them first crack on some things. If rejected, they will come here. The intent of the segment is to mock the comedy piece, not McSweeneys. (For example, the first item I have to admit was a correct call on their part.) # | |
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The fact that I can hold an entire season of the Muppet Show in my hand would have been unimaginable to me many a year ago. Yes, as my brother said, we are living in the future we dreamed about as a child (including getting to meet TV's Butch Patrick)*. As good a segue as I can think of to say that I have much to be thankful of, including you dear reader for reading my nonsense and dopey jokes. I'm also thankful that Moe was not the boss of the Three Stooges or else there would not have been a Three Stooges act. *One minor difference between now and the future I dreamed of as a child is that in my dream future the Star Wars sequels were better and there were twelve of them. # | | Monday, November 22, 2004
Sunday, November 21, 2004
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The purveyors of a certain web site will be happy to learn that Series 3 of the Happy Days dolls includes a "Shark-Jumping Fonzie". I am hereby now starting the rumor that Series 4 will include a Chuck Cunningham doll. # | |
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The Smiley doll is apparently part of a 35th-Anniversary set which includes Sherlock Hemlock and the Amazing Mumford. I have to wonder/hope if we can look forward to dolls for Roosevelt Franklin, Harvey Kneeslapper, the "How'd-ya-like-to-buy-an-O" guy, Don Music (with a little piano to bang his head on), and the Jewish Muppet who was always the straight man in Grover-as-waiter sketches. (As you can probably tell, Sesame Street Encyclopedia is my new all-time favorite site.) # | | Sunday, November 07, 2004
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Four score and seven years, that's the last time this fat guy in the front row could see his genitalia. Do you eat cannonballs for breakfast? Look at the size of this man. What are you, Irish? Oh, Welch. Like that's better? No, you're all right; give this man a big hand for being a good sport. # | | Saturday, November 06, 2004
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We can also agree I LOVE YOU EGG. # | | Friday, November 05, 2004
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The main reason to question this story is that our source for it is Nixon himself and it follows the structure of other Nixon I-took-the-high-road-despite-advice-from-others stories. As odd as it is for Trudeau to say that Nixon has a lot of class, it's even odder that he's essentially taking Nixon's word for something. # | |
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I don't know what idea they eventually developed although I suspect it involved inviting each to the White House without saying the other was there, having each get something from the cellar, and "accidentally" locking them in the cellar together. Or you have them stuck in an elevator together and a pregnant woman who only speaks Spanish goes into labor. UPDATE: While looking up the first-season episode that my brother alluded to in comments, I found a description of last night's episode. The part where it says "Kate [...]provides Jed with the hook he needs to get the Israelis and Palestinians to sit down together at Camp David" makes me suspect that said hook is so crazy that it just might work. # | |
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I should clarify part of the point of my "Humorless Left Review Team America" series which was to highlight reviews where the reviewer liked it up to the point where his ox was gored. So, for example, this Roger Ebert review doesn't count anymore than my grandma's elderly friend complaining about the filthy language does. And the review my friend Chip Pope posts in the comments here doesn't count since he dislikes the whole movie rather than the select parts and I respect his opinion (even if he did like In & Out (but then I liked Wrongfully Accused so who am I to talk?)). Meanwhile Edelstein clarifies his review and makes fun of his right-wing critics here. He states that his critics probably didn't enjoy "The Passion of the Jew" episode to which I reply:
*I didn't use to buy into the idea that neoconservative was a code word for Jew until a) a non-Jewish, liberal, Nader-voter friend of mine asked me if neoconservative was code for Jew and b) I kept seeing Jonah Goldberg's name in neo-conservative lists and the only thing "neo" about his conservatism is his Jewish surname. # | | Monday, October 18, 2004
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The reason that part is ridiculous is because "[l]eftist actors learned from Vietnam not to cozy up to dictators" to which one can only reply, "See Penn, Sean". Spoiler Alert:Edelstein has a revealing Freudian slip when he refers to the part of the movie when "Team America destroys the Panama Canal" since it was terrorists who blew up the Panama Canal. And while the terrorists publicly claim anger over Team America's actions in Cairo as their motive, it is made fairly clear in the movie that even if Team America had done nothing that the terrorists would have blown up the Canal anyway. # | |
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And then my reading glasses broke. Oh, the cruel, cruel irony. # | | Tuesday, October 12, 2004
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Contrary to earlier speculation, I did see the R-rated version. I judge this by the fact that the credits included a parody of Aerosmith's song during a sex scene in Armageddon which did not appear in the movie. And also the presence of kids in the theater. I don't mean a fifteen-year-old with his parents; I mean a family with little kids where either the parents couldn't get a sitter or just thought "Oh, how cute, puppets." A smarter guy than I could write an essay on the fact that this movie is as close as we're going to get to a testosterone-laden movie where terrorist ass is kicked and what that says about Hollywood. Granted the lack could just be a matter of the importance of the foreign markets (and, until Pearl Harbor, many studios didn't want to make anti-Nazi movies for similar reasons). Still, three years after 9/11, this is as close as we've gotten to this war's Casablanca or even this war's You Nazty Spy. # | | Saturday, October 09, 2004
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(Anecdotal Evidence that Newspaper Registration Schemes Are Dumb Dept.: I was going to link to LA Times story on this but they make their "CalendarLive" content subscriber-only. So I found a better link.) # | | Thursday, October 07, 2004
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HANS BLIX: You need to let me inspect your palace. Or else.Many folk were saying whatever administration figure told Drudge that he was angry at the film was an idiot. Or at least not familiar with the concept of the South Park Republican. # | |
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As a kid, I had no luck with girls. One girl told me "Come over to my place. No one's home." So I went to her place. No one was home.The joke was so funny that the audience actually laughed at it rather than politely applauded to the APPLAUSE sign. # | |
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Later today (Wed.), the Boston Globe, the A.P. and Dan Rather all present new and damning information about how George W. Bush got moved to the front of the line to get in the Texas Air National Guard, and how he then went AWOL. I am putting every ounce of trust I have in my fellow Americans that a majority of them get this, get the injustice of it all, and get the sad, sick twisted irony of how it relates very, very much to our precious Election 2004.(via Tim Blair) UPDATE: When I said before that this was likely a publicity push because his DVD came out Tuesday, I was mistaken. It's a publicty push for five things that came out on Tuesday. More from Moorelies.com # | | Wednesday, October 06, 2004
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By the way, I'm positive that Michael Moore really did get the memos and isn't just saying he did to get publicity for the DVD release of his movie. # | |
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One Kerry Spot reader came up with an interesting jujitsu counter-move: Nothing. Let the DNC win the online polls and the e-mail wars. What will happen when MSNBC or CNN go to discuss the instant results of their online poll... and learn that 99 percent of viewers thought Edwards won?He then suggested as "a truly nefarious" act of sabotage that readers start sending email to editors in the afternoon. One reader followed his advice and received a profanity-laden reply from an Ohio newspaper quoted in full in the article. # | | Saturday, September 25, 2004
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Walker also notes that the article mentions that Amazon has a disclaimer but that the author apparently couldn't be bothered to scroll down past the disclaimer to see that Amazon is still using the controversial description. I suggested in comments that the only reason the author knew of the disclaimer was that it was in the press release he copied the article from. Update: I stumbled upon this page which links to a PDF and an HTML transcript of the 1921 article by Philip Graves who first demonstrated that the Protocols were plagirized from a couple of novels. # | |
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Thanks to Google I learned this was an allusion to a Maxwell House campaign that its instant coffee had "a cup-and-a-half of flavor." Apparently also "a cup-and-a-half of flavor" is a techie expression for a meaningless metric. # | | Wednesday, September 22, 2004
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If Mussolini had a nose like hers, his wound would have been fatal.I don't get it. # | | Tuesday, September 21, 2004
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My brother in the comments to this post says Dammit, we expected Emmy-blogging. Choose your favorite humorous retort!
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Tuesday, September 07, 2004
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HERO: Before you kill me, can I have one last word?What's wrong with this scene (besides the fact that a movie aimed at five-year-olds has a scene set at the Berlin Wall) is that the car is not a flying car but a regular on-the-ground car. So even if the villain had listened to the hero and ducked, it would have done him absolutely no good! For the rest of the picture (or the rest we watched), anytime the villain would show up, I'd say "Vhy did he say "Duck"? Zat makes no sense." # | |
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In this post, Goldstein calls Follman on his gullibility. Follman replies in the comments. In his first comment, he clearly still thinks Goldstein is at the convention. After Goldtsein explains the joke, Follman's next few comments are of the "I meant to do that" variety. # | | Wednesday, August 25, 2004
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That's why Singer's quote of Johanna Draper Carlson that a cartoonist with failed projects (like this one) shouldn't be pointing to popularity as proof of quality is unfair. The difference between Bagge and the fine art establishment is that Bagge isn't asking for government support of his unpopular work. Bagge supports his (fairly or not) less popular stuff by doing work that perhaps wouldn't be his first choice (like his Batboy strip and his Spider-man comic book). Also Bagge's referral to Mapplethorpe as "commercially successful" does not, contrary to Singer, link excellence with commercial successful; it illustrates an argument against government funding for the arts: Either the work is popular in which case it doesn't need government support or it's not in which case it's perhaps unfair to ask taxpayers to pay for art they don't like. The comments on Singer's site contain an interesting discussion as to the causes of the art community's detachment from the public. Singer's complaint that "Bagge wants to turn this problematic inscrutability into an anti-government, pro-market diatribe" ignores the possibility that perhaps government funding is the cause of the problem. If funding to the art is independent of any appeal to the public, there's no incentive to bridge the gap between the public and the art community. Maybe the situation would improve if art was more dependent on paid admissions and/or private donations. The status quo isn't great for the artistic community either. Their art isn't a pure expression of what Bagge calls "the genre" because what government pays for, the government controls. Thus the artist must self-censor for fear of providing fodder for demagoguing politicians. Or his funding has to be filtered through a few bureaucracies to give government deniability. One final note: One of Shakespeare's plays has the same plot as a Three Stooges short**. Bagge's description of Shakespeare's works as 400-year-old situation comedies isn't entirely unfair. **Also whereas Comedy of Errors features two sets of identical twins, "A Merry Mix-up" features three sets of identical triplets and is thus 2.25 times as funny. It's pure mathematical logic! # | | Tuesday, August 24, 2004
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(Via Defamer which also lists who will be offered and refuse a comedy pitch.) UPDATE: I'm sure, by the way, that this announcement is in no way timed to coincide with the release of the Munsters 1st Season DVD set. # | | Monday, August 23, 2004
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I have confirmation from the film's site and I saw ads in yesterday's paper. Now granted the latter could mean that it's just getting an LA and New York opening and then will be rolled out in other cities over the next month. I can't say for sure. # | | Sunday, August 15, 2004
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At least one of the Bushisms has been debunked (context is a harsh mistress). Of course, Trudeau has a history of being gullible when it comes to anti-Bush claims. # | | Saturday, August 14, 2004
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The story ends with your traditional comparison of deaths on each side. Here's another story of people who are included in the Palestinian ledger (login: cptspaulding/cptspaulding). Palestinians carrying explosives to be used in Jerusalem were stopped at a checkpoint. As Israeli forces approach to investigate, the payload is set off killing two Palestinians. Note the article refers to two hundred attacks foiled. The relatively low death count of Israelis ain't from lack of trying. UPDATE: The prematurely-exploded bomb was hidden in a baby carriage (Story here). Remember that the next time there's international outrage that Israeli soldiers are searching baby carriages. # | | Thursday, August 12, 2004
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This is what I was talking about here when I mentioned the Palestinian skill of public relations. This lad was caught the day after Ahmed Yassin, the so-called spiritual leader of Hamas, was killed. While the world community is condemning Israel, Palestinians are literally sending children out to murder. For the Palestinian people to take advantage of good publicity, they would have to not try to murder Jews for a day or two. Apparently too much to ask. # | |
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And speaking of Conan's first year, comedy genius Robert Smigel discusses Conan's first year and other things in this Onion AV Club interview. # | | Wednesday, July 28, 2004
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Speaking of Abbott and Costello, reader Monkeyboy aka Nathan McGinty aka Scott Calonico posted a link in comments to this review of Abbott and Costello's Jack and the Beanstalk as part of Film Threat's Bootleg Files column (more of which can be found in their archives. # | |
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Unlike your modern Tobey Maguire Spider-Man who seems to always remove his mask willy-nilly, in the Electric Company version of Spider-Man, nobody knows who he is. UPDATE: There's an extended disco version of the Electric Company Spider-Man theme, available here. # | | Friday, July 23, 2004
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Realize the next time someone quotes the "X number of Israelis dead and Y number of Palestinians dead (Y > X)" statistic that this lad's death is included in the Palestinian count. # | |
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UPDATE: TvShowsonDVD now has a list of episodes and extras in the set plus an announcement of Volume 3 in February 2005. # | | Thursday, July 22, 2004
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Whoopi Goldberg is so unfunny that actual humor is destroyed in her presence. She made the Muppets unfunny. She made Bullwinkle unfunny. Why was the original Sunshine Boys a great comedy and the remake unwatchable? Remake had Whoopi. She received the Mark Twain Prize in November 2001 and for two years Mark Twain wasn't funny! It took teams of Literature professors working around the clock to restore the humor and wit in Twain's work. And Pudd'nhead Wilson still isn't as good as it used to be. # | | Thursday, July 15, 2004
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Also my brother, in comments, posts the explanation for the (possible) in-joke of Stan Lee's cameo that I alluded to here: As I recall (but can't find evidence to back up my recollection other than my brother's identical recollection of reading the same piece in either the New Yorker or Esquire), in the first movie, Stan Lee was to have a cameo in the Times Square sequence where, inter alia, he shouts "Look out!" and saves a small child from falling debris. The speaking part was cut out, and Lee only got a half-second or so of screentime. However, the line and action sequence is resuscitated for Lee in Spider-Man 2.I was going to search for the article in question before posting the explanation but haven't had time. All I've found on the web is that a) several comic news sites quoting each other that Lee's cameo in the first movie involved his trying to sell official X-Men sunglasses to Peter Parker and b) that he was supposed to be the "Hey, Spidey stole that guy's pizzas" guy. # | |
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UPDATE:Or something like this. Note that it happened in Tel Aviv which is occupied terriotory only in the sense that "from the river to the sea" is occupied territory. UPDATE 2:One of the bomb victims was an Israeli Arab who protested the fence. He's changed his mind. Story here. # | | Thursday, July 01, 2004
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If you care you probably already know but the image of Parker throwing out his costume was a direct swipe/homage to this picture. The science of Octavius's work and origin is laughable (I expected the element he was working with to be called Octavium or Shazamium) but at least they didn't linger on it like The Hulk spending an hour on the science of the Hulk. I can't find the article to prove it but there's a hidden in-joke with Stan Lee's cameo (unless my brother and I are reading too much into it). There's also a nice little nod to Raimi's earlier work. # | |
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we talked to some folks on the street, and then headed over to Dog Eat Dog[Moore's company]'s listed address. Turned out to be a Mailboxes Etc. But I went inside and asked the chick at the desk if Mike ever came in to check his mail. She said that he sends interns. But, luckily, I had noticed that next door to the Mailboxes, etc, was a florist. So I bought a very special bouquet that just rang out, “Congratulations on making $21million in two days,” while also saying, “Can we get that interview we've been requesting for a year and a half?” I also called Dog Eat Dog and tried to set up an appointment, but the receptionist wouldn't transfer me. You'd think I was trying to get in to see a multimillionaire CEO… oh, wait…Update: And speaking of Michael Moore ducking interviews, a Box Office Mojo article contains this footnote: NOTE: Box Office Mojo asked Michael Moore and company to comment for this story, but they wanted to screen the questions in advance. As policy, Box Office Mojo does not conduct interviews under such circumstances, so there will be no comment from them. # | | Thursday, June 24, 2004
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Remember when Bradbury learned that EC was doing unauthorized adaptations of his stories? His reaction was to praise the job they were doing.That doesn't appear to be the entire story. The consensus on the 'Net is that after Bradbury found out about EC swiping his stuff, he started getting paid (although it's not clear if EC did more adaptations or if Bradbury contributed original stuff for EC). It's also not clear if he was retroactively paid for the stuff they swiped or what would have happened if they didn't take him up on his offer of contributing to future issues. The book Bradbury, an Illustrated Life apparently has correspondence between Ray Bradbury and William M. Gaines and may be worth looking into. Another Bradbury-getting-stolen-from story was told in a documentary of Ray Harryhausen. Bradbury was approached to write a movie. The producer told him that he swiped the plot from a story in a pulp magazine. As you can probably guess, Bradbury was the author of that story. He was sent a check a couple of weeks later. # | |
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One thing that dates the show are commercials for variety shows starring non-entertainer celebrities (Gene Shalit, some Russian weightlifter). The variety show format has essentially died, partially because it was used by the networks to exploit celebrities that the network didn't know what to do with. Interesting fact learned from commentary: Bobby Bitman's "How are ya?" was a goof on Marty Allen's catchphrase "Hello dere". And volume 2 is scheduled for October! # | |
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They do what they do for money - that's all. I don't even know why you're listening to me. I've done commercials for both Coke and Pepsi. Truth is, I can't even taste the difference, but Pepsi paid me last, so there it is. # | | Monday, June 14, 2004
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3:01 PM
They actually get right an important thing that I was convinced Hollywood would mess up. Specifically, when I first moved to LA, it was announced there was going to be a Spy vs. Spy movie (I can prove it too). As an intellectual exercise, I imagined how I'd pitch trying to get the gig to write the movie. How the movie would likely be screwed up: The temptation would be great to make one spy the cool, hip spy, the one the audience should side with. Part of the humor of the cartoon was that the spies were essentially indistinguishable (a view I suspect Antonio Prohias did not feel about the Cold War what with nearly being jailed by Castro). The plot of my version would have both Spies after a MacGuffin, let's say the Potrzebie Device built by Dr. Roger Kaputnik. They would fight each other in increasingly elaborate schemes to get their hands on it and swipe it from the other. Ideally the number of victories for each would be equal. The movie would end with the grey-checkered spy getting the jump on both and saving the Potrzebie device for America. # | |
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6:30 PM
Rather than see this film, a better use of your ten bucks would be to buy Harlan Ellison's I, Robot screenplay adaptation from an attempt to film the stories in 1977. # | |
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6:13 PM
Similarly Jim judges David Cross for doing crappy movies when the thread he cites (an interesting one where Patton Oswalt defends himself and Odenkirk for "selling out" and gets in a plug for Sierra Mist while he's at it) notes that Cross was hoping to get a movie greenlighted by the same studio. During the Carlin discussion, somebody quoted a Bill Hicks bit where he rants that comedians shouldn't do commercials. I replied that I wish he had a rule that comedians shouldn't drown out the comedy in their comedy albums with bad guitar music. # | |
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"It started when we got snuck a script of The Day After Tomorrow, that Roland Emmerich movie about how global warming causes an ice age in two days," says Stone. "It's the kind of script where you know it's going to make hundreds of millions of dollars, which makes it the greatest dumb script ever." # | | Saturday, May 29, 2004
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9:18 AM
In other news, Turner Classic Movies is running Man of a Thousand Faces on Wednesday. This is of interest here since it features Robert Evan's motion picture debut as mogul Irving Thalberg. Man of a thousand faces? Ha! More like 763 faces. But we can fake those missing 237 faces. After all, they don't call me the boy genius of Hollywood because of my good looks. Sometimes if life hands you lemons, you've got to throw those lemons back at life and say "Screw you and your crummy lemons." # | |
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8:07 AM
Conveniently, the footage is not in the final cut and Moore's statement says that he's privately dealing the family. My uneducated guess is the interview didn't happen. It's not like there isn't precedent for Michael Moore making up interviews. UPDATE: Jonah Goldberg reached the same conclusion. Also Berg's sister is suspicious # | | Wednesday, May 19, 2004
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UPDATE: The official press release from the convention organizers. # | |
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12:19 PM
UPDATE: Although you'd think he'd be willing to pay a lousy twelve bucks to drop his banner ad. # | | Saturday, May 15, 2004
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2:24 PM
UPDATE: I find that Blogger requires you to either be a member of blogger or sign your comment as "anonymous". To hell with that. I'll look into various Comment services and find something better maybe. # | | Saturday, May 08, 2004
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4:40 PM
In more important Universal DVD news, according to Entertainment Weekly's review of the Marx Brothers DVD set, the Paramount Marx Brothers movies (owned by Universal) are coming to DVD later this year. Maybe hopes that the complete Laurel and Hardy set, currently only available in Britain, might come to America or that some sort of Laurel & Hardy release might come to America isn't a pipe dream. # | | Friday, May 07, 2004
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I pointed out to the friend who sent me this link that if the election is going to be decided by "most arrogant loses", then Senator John Kerry is in trouble what with the dozens of stories of his pulling "Do you know who I am?" status to cut in line (including one from Dave Barry). # | |
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1:47 AM
Both Leno and Letterman wished Clinton could have a third term, and while Jay is still flogging really old blow-job humor...That quote would be more relevant if the article hadn't been released the week Letterman had been dipping deep into the Clinton well, including a top-ten list. Timing is thus the secret not just of comedy but of articles about comedy. The article also mentions parenthetically that until May of 2001, the guy in charge of Leno's monologues worked for an ultraliberal Congressman. This raise the question of how come there weren't newspaper articles then expressing outrage that Leno was breaking tha political trust of the Tonight Show. # | |
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I was unable to post since I've been waiting in line for the release of the Marx Brothers DVD set. Finally the store manager told me to go home and that there'd be plenty of copies whenever I came to the store. "That's what you said about the Abbott & Costello DVD's," I pointed out. "And I was right, " he replied. "You win this round," I said. # | | Thursday, April 15, 2004
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8:54 AM
Mr. Diamond’s attorneys have sadly overstated the extent of their client’s renown and the value of his "brand." This becomes embarrassingly clear when they attempt to support their claim by pointing to their client’s video, "Dustin Diamond Teaches Chess." Their Exhibit H shows an advertisement for the video on a nonexistent web site [EXHIBIT G]. Their Exhibit I shows a listing (not an advertisement, as they claim) for the video on eBay from February 3, 2004, shortly before the complaint was filed. It is very possible that the eBay offer was posted by Mr. Diamond or his representatives. Apparently Mr. Diamond’s legal team can find no evidence that "Dustin Diamond Teaches Chess" is anything but a self-published vanity project, one that does not support the claim that the name "Dustin Diamond" has acquired secondary meaning. In fact, the video is listed in none of the standard on-line retail outlets (Amazon.com, bn.com, etc.), casting further doubt on Mr. Diamond’s claim that the video was "sold widely nationwide in retail stores and on the Internet." # | | Sunday, April 11, 2004
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11:04 AM
Basically the cast/creators were contracted to make thirteen (or whatever number) of for-broadcast-on-network-TV episodes of Firefly and are paid the same whether or not the episodes are actually broadcast. If the episodes are not broadcast on the network but later broadcast on cable or as part of a DVD set, whatever extra payments were contracted for broadcasting on cable or as part of a DVD set kick in (not a whole lot in either case). Since the episodes get paid for whether or not they're broadcast, this is why networks used to "burn off" episodes of cancelled shows over the summer. Now that summer is potentially lucrative, it may be more profitable for the network to take the loss (same reason why they don't run reruns of some shows even though they paid for that too). An interesting twist is what's happening with Family Guy where the DVDs were so popular that Fox is creating new episodes. Although it hasn't been decided if they new episodes are airing on Fox or the Cartoon Network, the future of television in cases where the studio and the network are part of the same conglomerate may be for the broadcast of some shows to be treated as a loss leader for DVD sales. # | | Friday, April 09, 2004
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5:41 PM
Leave it to the Jewish people to write a passive-aggressive hymn. "It's OK. You don't have to give us the Torah. We don't want to be a bother. No, you've done plenty." # | |
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