Hooray for Captain Spaulding

Sunday, February 22, 2009


Damn all those Obama voters for voting for Proposition 8.

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Director is the "Big Cheese" with an exception or two.

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So Vampira makes the montage and Harvey Korman doesn't?

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Funny Jerry or Serious Jerry?

UPDATE: Classy speech then he made a funny face. Nice.

UPDATE 2: Rethinking Jerry's speech, he should have done the bit where he can't pronounce Jean Hersholt.

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More coin tricks, less Bill Maher...

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They got Cuba Gooding, Jr.? Who canceled?

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I'd like to brush up Beyonce's tails if you know what I mean.

UPDATE I mean I'd like to have sex with her...

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The Coke commercial about the Coke recycling effort...When Coke was in glass bottles, didn't they get cleaned and reused? (That was the impression I got from One, Two, Three anyway.

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They should have ended the comedy montage/yearbook like they ended Pineapple Express: "Hey, remember when you came in with some DVDs?" "Remember when you stapled the dollar on my face?"

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Only one technical award?

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A short film by Judd Apatow? I hope it's about a loveable shlub and a hot girl.

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Aw, c'mon, do the Milton Berle "MAKE-UP" bit...

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Suburbs are a prison? You know what's more like a prison? A prison.

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Jack Black keeps in character about Wall-E (since he allegedly bet on it).

I like to pretend that the apocalypse in Wall-E was due to the mercury poisoning from people dropping their fluorescent bulbs.

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Penelope Cruz wins. Screw you, Nate Silver.

Update: Maybe if the intros didn't take 90 minutes, Ms. Cruz could have more than 45 seconds.

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If they do the montage and five former winners each lengthily introducing a nominee for the non-acting awards, we're going to be here for ten hours.

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No Jack Nicholson on the front row?

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No crazy cartoony montage?

I smell Bruce Villanch jokes...

This is different from Billy Crystal's "Best Movie" opening medley, how?

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When the production designer says he's inspired by Busby Berkley, we're in trouble...

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