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Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Posted by Daniel Frank at 5:46 PM

Robert Culp just died. Patrick MacGoohan is dead. Jack Cassidy is dead. Ruth Gordon is dead. Ray Milland is dead.

It's the Columbo Curse!!!!!

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Sunday, March 07, 2010

Posted by Daniel Frank at 8:53 PM

Streisand means Hurt Locker won...

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Posted by Daniel Frank at 8:04 PM

"Save the Dolphins" vs. "The corporations and food, maaaan" vs. Daniel Ellsberg. Who'll win?

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Posted by Daniel Frank at 7:32 PM

I repeat: When Coke had glass bottles, they rewashed and resued them. That's why they had a deposit. (At least according to One, Two Three)

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Posted by Daniel Frank at 7:29 PM

They don't even say why the Sci Tech award winners won? Wow. They really want to keep this under time...

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Posted by Daniel Frank at 7:20 PM

Per the book stores, technically, Twilight is "supernatural romance", not horror.

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Posted by Daniel Frank at 7:16 PM

Technicall speaking, Charlize Theron is African.

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Posted by Daniel Frank at 6:51 PM

Corman gets an Oscar!

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Posted by Daniel Frank at 6:41 PM

The Avatar skit that was censored.

UPDATE Deep Roy was in Star Trek!

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Posted by Daniel Frank at 6:25 PM

It amuses me that the motorcycle logo is for Grease 2.

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Posted by Daniel Frank at 6:19 PM

Where's the Curly Sue clip?

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Posted by Daniel Frank at 6:02 PM

They're only doing clips for Best Original Song? Holy Cow, this may actually last three hours!

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Posted by Daniel Frank at 5:58 PM

Twice with "The winner is..."; sounds like a policy change.
UPDATE: Yep.

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Posted by Daniel Frank at 5:55 PM

When I heard "Someday My Prince Would Come", I was hoping they'd bring back Snow White.

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Posted by Daniel Frank at 5:39 PM

"The winner is"?!?!?

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Posted by Daniel Frank at 5:38 PM

Mr. Baldwin, Mr. Martin, that's Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire.

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Posted by Daniel Frank at 5:31 PM

No designated black guy to laugh at "tensions between blacks and white"?

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Posted by Daniel Frank at 5:29 PM

Please tell me the nominees are going to do a musical number!!! Please, please, please!!!

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Posted by Daniel Frank at 5:28 PM

What's the over-under on The Backup Plan having a "Your water broke?!?!?!?!?!" scene.

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Posted by Daniel Frank at 5:15 PM

Taylor Lautner's werewolf more famous than Lon Chaney? I think not.

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Posted by Daniel Frank at 5:05 PM

Every time the announcer says "Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire", I laugh.

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Posted by Daniel Frank at 5:01 PM

Ya know why it's raining on Oscar night? Global warming...

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Posted by Daniel Frank at 4:48 PM

Eight generations? Ten years is a generation?

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Posted by Daniel Frank at 4:28 PM

Jesse Walker does a funny take-down of the Razzies. Includes a link to Sandra Bullock's appearance there last night:

I brought the shooting script, the final shooting draft. And I will go page by page by page of my dialogue. I'm going to read the line the way that I read it in the film and then I want anyone who wants to come give me a line reading back to come up.[...]If you had seen the film, seen it, with your eyes, it's pretty much a film about a woman stalking a man. That doesn't really set up the premise for a loving couple. So to give us the worst couple award is kind of a 'duh.'

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