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Deck us all with Boston Charlie, # | | Wednesday, December 17, 2003
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I was walking along the 3rd Street Promenade, shopping for toys for underpriveleged youths, and I see a folding table with T-shirts piled on it. It takes me a few seconds to realize that I also saw a sign that said June Lockhart Lassie Lost in Space and that the woman sitting at the table was a well-preserved June Lockhart. She saw me double-taking and waved.Apparently the Santa Monica Mounted Police Brigade can't afford to keep their horsies next year and she was selling shirts which she would autograph to raise money for them. While such a cause is not in my top fifty worthy causes I'd donate to, who can be heartless enought to say no to America's Mom...in Space? # | |
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When asked "How are you?" said the official, Saddam responded, "I am sad because my people are in bondage." When offered a glass of water by his interrogators, Saddam replied, "If I drink water I will have to go to the bathroom and how can I use the bathroom when my people are in bondage?"PERSON 1: Could you wash the dishes? PERSON 2: If I wash the dishes I will have to go to the kitchen and how can I use the kitchen when my people are in bondage? # | | Friday, December 05, 2003
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Another gallery of 8mm films includes this one for Jerry on the Job which Lileks fans will probably recognize. No indication if the film includes Violently Ordinary Rejoinders. # | |
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This is the same teacher who gave a True/False question for Romeo and Juliet of "Juliet stabbed herself with her sword." The answer was, <sarcasm> of course</sarcasm>, false since she stabbed herself with a dagger. It's teachers like her which explain why kids don't care for reading. # | |
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UPDATE: And again on Tuesday and again on Sunday the 14th # | | Tuesday, November 25, 2003
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The first issue was selling the old car. I was unsure how exactly I would do that. Fortunately, Lincoln Boulevard, a street near where I live, is apparently the "$$$$$ CA$H FOR YOUR CAR!!!!! $$$$$" capitol of Los Angeles, if not the world. Some observations on the road (DISCLAIMER:Working under the "making good time" theory of cross-country driving, I did not actually visit any wacky locations I might list but I do have the pamphlets):
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This reminds me of a game called "ask for/settle for/get"; for example, the makers of this movie asked for Ben Stiller and Chris Rock, would have settled for David Schwimmer and Bernie Mac, and got Adam Goldberg and Mario Van Peebles. I'm seeing it anyhoo; just saying is all. UPDATE: A friend asks if they got Mario Van Peebles because Garret Morris was booked. # | |
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A Google search found this page which reveals that it's an allusion to a song called "Open the Door, Richard". UPDATE: The Looney Tunes 4-DVD set has this very cartoon with commentary. The commentary presumably would have explained the joke. # | |
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And speaking of humor from the past, Sid Caesar has a new book about the days of his various variety shows. UPDATE: Mark Evanier rebuts. # | |
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Were this a TV show, it would turn out that his wife was really having an affair. Perhaps with the person who bought the dolls. # | |
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Then Mr. 1930 asks where all the cars have gone. No one uses cars anymore, he’s told. Everyone has a plane. "Vut kind uff planes do you haf?" asks Mr. 1930. The boys list off all the hot models: the Finkelstine, the Rabovtiz, the Speigelmen, etc. In other words, all Jewish names.If you don't get the joke, this book will explain it. # | | Sunday, November 02, 2003
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Appropriately enough, the hat was purchased for a Halloween costume as Lou Costello. I thought it was going to be one of those lame costumes you have to explain but at a party last week, people seemed to understand what I was going for. A couple of people thought I was Oliver Hardy which is also a reasonable interpretation (and when a cute gal asks me to do the Oliver Hardy tie fumbling thing, I ain't gonna say no). Hell, Edgar Kennedy would have also been appropriate. Evanier also notes that he stocks up on Halloween treats even though trick-or-treaters never visit his door. Even though nary a kid has knocked on my door (am I the neighborhood creepy guy and no one had the decency to tell me?), I too buy three or four bags of treats because, let's be honest, if a kid shows up and I don't have candy, something anti-Semitic will get said. # | |
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This comes to my attention through today's Best of the Web [scroll to the bottom] which also notes that claiming to not know where items came from is a common ploy to sell fake collectibles or fake collectibles mixed with common (less collectible) stuff. If it is a con, it's a con in the classic sense where your greed and hopes of making a sucker of somebody gets you suckered. (If you'd like to read more about cons, The Big Con is an excellent book on the subject.) My brother also pointed me to the TraderList tale and he points me as well to this ebay auction where our formerly less-than-gay divorcee tells what tools he bought and offers a certificate of appreciation to anyone willing to give him $1.50. # | | Thursday, October 30, 2003
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I will say that I created Black Lightning after convincing DC not to publish another "black" super-hero on which they had started work. The Black Bomber was a white bigot who, in times of stress, turned into a black super-hero. This was the result of chemical camouflage experiments he'd taken part in as a soldier in Vietnam. The object of these experiments was to allow our [white] troops to blend into the jungle. # | |
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I created Black Lightning because DC couldn't. Their idea of a black super-hero was a white bigot who took part in experiments to help him blend into the jungle better and who turned into a black man in times of stress. I talked them out of publishing that book and created Black Lightning. # | | Tuesday, October 28, 2003
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The ZAZ players, who had slummed in the kind of films they were now parodying, brought a blessed obliviousness to the stock roles. (A Mike Myers or Adam Sandler would smirk and ruin the whole effect.)reminds me of a view I have (often expressed to annoy somebody) that in some ways, Craig Kilborn was better than Jon Stewart as anchor of the Daily Show. Consider the Daily Show as a parody of network news. Kilborn was the perfect pretty-boy, blow-dried anchor (Indeed, he was that anchor, pre-Daily Show), adding a dimension to the jokes coming out of his mouth. And he reads the joke as straight news whereas Stewart will smirk or shrug apologetically or otherwise acknowledge that he is telling jokes. # | |
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The article calls The Naked Gun the "funniest movie they ever made". To me, it was the start of the decline of ZAZ. It featured less deadpan humor and more slapstick. It was less Airplane! and more Pink Panther (arguably literally; after Ghost was a success for Jerry Zucker, a tape started floating around Hollywood showing Naked Gun gags followed by similar gags done by Inspector Clouseau or Maxwell Smart). Actually, the best representation of ZAZ's work was Police Squad, the far superior television show that the Naked Gun movies were based on. A difference between the two can be seen by how they do the same joke. Police Squad: Leslie Nielsen, in narration, says he's going to Little Italy to interview a suspect. Visible from a window in the suspect's arpartment is the Coliseum. No one reacts to it; nobody mentions it. Why would they? In the crazy world of ZAZ, Little Italy has a Coliseum. Naked Gun: Leslie Nielsen is driving and mentions in narration that he's on his way to Little Italy. The Coliseum is in his back window. OJ Simpson, sitting in the back seat, points to the Coliseum, tries to get Nielsen's attention and does about 97 double-takes. The only things missing were a laugh track and a large sign with an arrow reading "JOKE!!!!" Naked Gun can also be blamed for the bizarre notion that Leslie Nielsen was a comedy star (such as movies like this) as opposed to just good at reading funny lines in a deadpan style Parenthetically, I'd argue against the author's claim that spoofs disappeared during World War II. They existed but they were less parody style and more of a "make Bob Hope the hero in a [genre] picture" type. # | | Friday, October 24, 2003
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Final Notice and Disclaimer: I know nothing about these stuffed Beanie Babies. I offer no proof of anything. It is a stuffed animal, get over it! I don't think my ex-wife was in the Black Market Beanie Trade..but then again, I didn't know she was having an affair either! # | | Wednesday, October 22, 2003
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Said police calls were found by a guy who's trying to rebuild the full road show version. His struggle is detailed here. # | | Wednesday, October 15, 2003
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Also cute is a giant robot panda character, of which many toys and T-shirts have been made. This is, as you might expect, a giant robot panda, which I guess might do battle with other robots or something. The beauty part is that when you lift the top of the robot panda's head, it reveals a control room, from which the robot panda is operated, and sitting in a chair in the control room, pushing buttons and pulling levers, is a real, non-robot panda—presumably one gifted with superb mechanical skills and a deep understanding of robotics.The character in question is Panda Z, available for sale here and here is the character's home page. Panda Z is apparently a parody of some show called Mazinger Z. # | | Monday, October 13, 2003
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The sign advertising Butch's fight reads, "Coolidge vs. Wilson" and, beneath, "Clash of the Titans". Coolidge and Wilson were formerly opposing candidates in the U.S. presidential race and the slogan was applied to their contest.That is untrue as this chronology of Coolidge's life confirms: He become President as Harding's Vice-President (who became President post-Wilson) and ran against John Davis in 1924. I should submit that to MovieMistakesMistakes.com. # | |
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In the intifada's grim second year, from October 2001 through September 2002, Palestinians killed 449 Israelis and foreigners present on Israeli soil, including both civilians and soldiers. Yet for the year that ended last week, this figure was down 47 percent, to 240. # | |
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And this page from Commercial Closet has a QuickTime film of the Fred-in-drag commercial as well as analysis of the ad in context of society's homophobia. Yeah, I rolled my eyes too. # | |
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I falsely remember him saying that line in a silly, high-pitched voice but appear to be mistaken. I may be mixing it up with my memory of that commerical with the Time-to-Make-the-Donuts-Guy in a dress tricking the grocery store clerk into confessing that grocery store donuts have neither the variety nor the freshness of Dunkin Donuts. And here's the Good Burger fan site. # | |
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I was disappointed to find out from a friend that a screening of the movie was not filled with people holding puppets. # | |
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One thing that makes Anything Else a great bargain is that you get not one, not two, but three Woody Allens in this movie. You have Woody, of course. You get Jason Biggs as the Woody-esque protagonist. And Danny Devito as Biggs's ineffectual manager does a Broadway Danny Rose impression. # | |
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Wells recalled that while on vacation in Hawaii last spring, he watched the show's two-episode finale (the kidnapping of President Bartlet's daughter). In what he described as a "self-pitying moment," Wells wondered to his wife, 'Well, how am I supposed to get out of that?'" # | | Tuesday, September 23, 2003
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Katz also points out something I noticed when I read the question: What's missing is a category for those who know the evidence doesn't exist but aren't willing to dismiss the possibility entirely. And speaking of poorly worded questions, the fourth question of the poll asking if Hussein "had already developed weapons of mass destruction" doesn't indicate if it means ever or recently. If it meant ever, one wonders if the 19% not likely (either "very" or "at all") think Hussein gassed the Kurds in 1988 with his mind. # | |
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They also book Joe Piscopo. My friend who pointed the Legends link to me thought it was a Joe Piscopo imitator which, of course, brings up the question "Is Joe Piscopo really that much more expensive to than a Joe Piscopo imitator?" UPDATE: Further examintaion of the site reveals the Richard De La Font Agency claims to book David Letterman. My suspicion is that they just list anyone who is or was ever a comedian. # | |
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Blanche Morton is mad at Harry and is standing in her kitchen holding an iron skillet to hit Harry over the head. She calls him into the kitchen. George off-stage calls out hold it. Blanche freezes in place and George walks on-screen and explains that Fred Clark has left the show to go to NY and from now on Harry Morton will be played by Larry Keating who he brings on and introduces in front of the frozen in place Blanche. He asks Larry if he has ever met his TV wife and calls Bea into the foreground to meet Larry Keating. They exchange pleasantries. Then George says it is time to go on with the scene. He and Keating walk off and the scene resumes and the new Harry Morton walks in and gets hit with the skillet.That's what happens when you basing a story off a vague memory of reading it in book. I did some heavy web searching and found two or three sources who claimed both actors in the transition episode. Ah well. I may drop by the Museurm of Television and Radio and see if they have the episode. # | | Saturday, September 13, 2003
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George Burns interrupts a scene with Clark. He introduces Keating to the audience and explains that he will now be playing the role of Harry Morton. Clark and Keating shake hands; Clark leaves and Keating continues with the scene. UPDATE: Mark comments that actors dying are a different problem from actors leaving. Which I knew, I just wanted an excuse to tell that story. Mark also notes that killing off characters is a legitimate creative decision on M*A*S*H*. I agree but it's also a good negotiating tool. Jamie Farr (TV's Klinger) has said that at contract time producers claimed to have scripts at the ready to kill off his character. UPDATE 2: Story is corrected here. # | |
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Much has been made of the sympathy that the French expressed for the United States immediately after the September 11 attacks, as embodied by the famous editorial of Le Monde's publisher Jean-Marie Colombani, "Nous Sommes Tous Américains" ("We are all Americans"). And much has been made of the speed with which the United States presumably squandered that sympathy in the months that followed. But even Colombani's column, written on so searing a day, was not the unalloyed message of sympathy suggested by the title. Even on that very day, Colombani wrote of the United States reaping the whirlwind of its "cynicism"; he recycled the hackneyed charge that Osama bin Laden had been created and nurtured by U.S. intelligence agencies.In other words "Nous Sommes Tous Américains mais..." # | |
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At Mr. Zelmanowitz’s funeral, the story was told that, a few days before the attack, he attended a Sabbath lesson. The rabbi talked about sacrificing oneself for the love of God. Mr. Zelmanowitz asked the rabbi how a simple man, like him, could show his love of God. Apparently, he was not satisfied with the answer, for he asked the same question a few more times. He remained dissatisfied with the answers he received. As the person telling this story commented: "A few days later, he got the reply." # | | Wednesday, September 10, 2003
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If your son is murdered and I claim that it never happened, I am denying the existence of a crime. But if your son is murdered and I compare that tragedy to losing your car keys, that is a form of denial, too. And this is precisely what the "Bush equals Hitler" crowd is doing.Read, as they say, the whole thing. # | |
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It recounts -- in a light, breezy manner -- how the Soviet leader had flown all the way to America to meet with President Eisenhower. But -- in reality -- Nikita had come to the U.S. just because he wanted to go to Disneyland.The full article (which also details what happened in real-life) is here. The link came from another article on the same site detailing Bob Hope's dealings with Walt, including Hope's spurious claim that he incited the Disneyland tantrum by telling Mrs. Kruschev "You should really try to go to Disneyland. It's wonderful." # | |
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Meanwhile, Matt Welch has Bill O'Reilly using the Oui story as an opportunity to act like a loon about the Internet again. # | | Friday, August 29, 2003
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Bush's approval rating was hovering around 50 percent on the morning of September 11. Indeed, Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden have done so much for Bush's presidency one might reasonably suspect they're being held in a witness protection program.Reasonably? Reasonably? # | |
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This page gets more specific on the matter: For some reason, many people have the impression that there are only ten commandments. Everyone has heard of the "Ten Commandments," or at least they've heard of the movie. # | | Thursday, August 21, 2003
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I see Kate Hudson as the woman, Ben Stiller or a Wilson brother as the actor, Jerry Stiller and Mary Tyler Moore as the woman's parents and Eugene Levy as the actor's favorite uncle who needs some nature of expensive medical treatment (hence his being part of the deception). There will be a montage of wacky people applying for the gig (I'm thinking a cowboy, Tony Randall, a burly Russian guy (with fur hat), the butler from Joe Millionaire, a fat guy, a gay guy, a rude New Yorker, a guy with a mohawk, Tony Randall again but with a fake handlebar moustache). The idea will be so crazy that it just might work. And, of course, someone will be standing in the rain shouting that falling in love wasn't part of the deal. The sad part is that this is actually the best gig in the tv/film/video/radio jobs section or at least the only one that seems to guarantee payment. I'm tempted to reply just so I can ask "Is falling in love part of the deal? I don't want to be saying it wasn't part of the deal and then finding out that it's covered in the fine print. I'm not saying I'd turn it down if it were part of the deal. I just want to know where I stand." UPDATE: Craig's List has since removed the ad. # | | Wednesday, August 13, 2003
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I'm attacking it a week early, though, because its particular type of awfulness deserves attention — and advance warning...[Court TV's] taken a concept that was close to perfect to begin with, and dumbed it down into something idiotic and unwatchable. # | |
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Actually, the music licensing may also be the other reason why they're starting with the NBC 90-minute shows. According to Flaherty, when the show started , they didn't concern themselves about music clearance. If they were doing a Towering Inferno parody, they'd just use the theme to Towering Inferno. They were a dinky little Canadian show and nobody noticed. It was only now that it was causing trouble. Flaherty also noted that back when NBC was rerunning SCTV at 1:35 AM, he'd wonder why they chose the episodes they did to broadcast. He figured out that music rights was the main deciding factor. # | | Friday, August 08, 2003
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Stop telling me how “cool” Austin is. I finally went there this year, if only to make people stop telling me that I had to go to Austin. Well, I was not impressed. The music scene! So many places to see bands! So like any other largish city in America! I can go to several clubs in Los Angeles and see professional musicians play music I like. # | | Monday, August 04, 2003
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Vivendi wanted to move as much existing Universal home video stock as possible... increase cash, decrease inventory... and make the balance sheet look better. Universal had too many Hope tapes in stock and distributor consignments from their late '90s releases (which did not sell well).Then Hope died and all that was available for AMC and TCM was public domain, MGM, and other non-Paramount Hope movies. To my mind, this is slightly short-sighted on Universal's part. A person wondering what the hoopla's about may have wanted to sample Hope's work on TV and would have not gotten the best examples. This person's resulting low opinion means he's less likely to buy a Hope DVD set. But what the hell do I know? # | |
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This episode is available on Carson's site on DVD and video. I may have to buy it for myself as a birthday present. # | | Saturday, August 02, 2003
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Hitchens's comments are based on the elder Hope. While perhaps justified, I would note that his criticisms could apply to any of his counter-examples in their elder years. Woody Allen hasn't made a good movie in years. Mort Sahl became obsessed and unfunny after JFK's assasination (possibly his comedy has improved since). John Cleese is well-paid to appear in terrible movies (He seems as sharp as ever but any quotes of funny Cleese lines are going to be from Python or Fawlty Towers). Milton Berle was arguably as funny in his old age as he was in his youth but one could also argue that if you do primarily hoaky jokes and slapstick (albeit very funny), it's not hard maintaining that level. Certainly there were those who didn't think elder Berle was funny; see how SNL treated him. The fact of the matter is also that Hope influenced Hitchens's counter-examples. Lenny Bruce and Mort Sahl had careers because Hope was the first comedian to just come out and tell jokes about topics of the day. Before Hope, a joke teller would often have to juggle or carry a violin or something to justify his standing on stage. And Woody Allen's original screen persona is a direct (and acknowledged by Allen) lift of Hope's cowardly, wisecracking shnook (as I noted before). And to answer Hitchens's challenge, here are two funny jokes that can be attributed to Hope:
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My friend "Rocking Robin" Jones points out that last-minute tribute specials that ran on our local PBS showed more Hope humor in the hour or two than the entire day of Hope movies. # | | Thursday, July 31, 2003
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I contimplated at one point that I should have tried a few years back to get a job as a Universal Studios tour guide. But I realize that I'd get fired for, every time the bus passes actual filming, doing the old Looney Tunes gag of "Quiet on the set. Quiet on the set. QUIIIIIIEEEEEEETTTTTTT!!!!!" While a good time was had, one realizes why Universal constantly has to offer two-for-one deals. The park is wildly inefficient which is inexcusable considering Disneyland had been around for thirty years when Universal expanded from just a tour to a theme park. For example, they have a nice Lucille Ball exhibit but I had to hunt to find a semi-nearby store with I Love Lucy merchandise. Disney would, of course, have dropped us off in a Lucy store at the end of the exhibit. If they can't figure out how to get money out of people, how's the management of the rest of the park? I do have to admit that the lady dressed as Lucy Ricardo who was hectoring us in line while we waited to buy tickets did a good imitation. # | | Wednesday, July 23, 2003
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UPDATE: The LA Times has placed a correction in the article that the house is not the home of millionaire Bruce Wayne and his youthful ward Dick Grayson but merely looks like their house. Good thing I didn't plop down 8 mil on that shack. # | | Tuesday, July 22, 2003
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Speaking of cut Ray Bolger Oz footage, here is a sequence of the Scarecrow dance cut for time. Notice the song lyric "Perhaps then I'll deserve ya/And even be worthy orv ya" which lends support to the above hypothesis. # | | Thursday, July 03, 2003
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UPDATE: Here's what a lawyer friend had to say about the suit: Activision signed a license with Viacom where they paid $20 million up front for rights to produce Star Trek games over ten years. None of the press coverage goes into the right detail, which is whether the license agreement requires Viacom to use "best efforts" to market Star Trek or just "commercially reasonable efforts." If the contractual language is "best efforts", then Activision probably has a case. That might seem like a "wacky lawsuit," but the critical difference is that it's an expression of freedom of contract: Viacom chose to bind itself to a particular standard of business conduct in exchange for money. Activision, having paid the money, is entitled to enforce the promise.It's really a dispute over money, rather than over "Star Trek." This is a vast oversimplification of what other issues might be involved, but I'm not prepared to say which party is in the right or wrong without looking at the contract.I honestly didn't think it was a wacky lawsuit. I would argue that it's a dispute over money and Star Trek. Activision thinks Viacom is doing a lousy job with Star Trek and thus wants (and may be legally entitled to have) their license fee reduced. Of course Viacom's defintion of a lousy job may be that there aren't 2-3 new shows on the air. This whole thing could have been avoided by doing a Captain Sulu show. # | |
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Sherlock Holmes, now there was a detective!...Maybe we shouldn't dismiss the possibility of the butler being guilty. I know "the butler did it" is a cliche but things become cliche because they're true...This case is tough to figure out. What's not tough to figure out is the neverending appeal of Mr. Frank Sinatra...I've got a mystery for you: What happens to all my missing socks? We oughta call Charlie Chan in on that one!... # | |
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Hackett said he once thought he was on the edge of a great movie role. Martin Scorsese called him up and said he wanted to come over and talk to him about working in "GoodFellas."The interesting thing is that Henny Youngman took that part and, thanks to his joketelling style, managed to fit ten jokes in that one minute role. # | | Wednesday, July 02, 2003
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At this pace, the star will be 75 when "T5" comes out. But hell, why not? If Clint Eastwood can play action roles well past even the Republicans' idea of retirement age, surely Arnold can follow suit.) [emphasis added]Did I miss some massive Republican conspiracy to raise the retirement age and ship off the elderly to work on oil pipelines or something? The last change to retirement age (at least Social Security-wise) was in 1983 and appears to have had bipartisan support. # | | Tuesday, July 01, 2003
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Then, in 1952, Curly's health takes a decided turn for the worse, and the Stooges come to grips with the fact that their beloved star is dying. More than ever, Shemp wants out of the Three Stooges. After seeing what has happened to his baby brother, Shemp realizes that the same fate awaits him if he keeps taking hits on the head. In an effort to appease Shemp, comedian Buddy Hackett is asked to take Curly's place. Hackett agrees to the idea, until he drops by a Stooges rehearsal and witnesses the boys hitting each other with pipes, wrenches and other pain-inducing tools. Hackett backs out of the deal, and Moe breaks it to Shemp that the elder Howard is going to have to remain a Stooge a little while longer, as no suitable replacement is forthcoming.Although the book's self-description suggests that stuff in it should be taken with a grain of salt, it seems more likely to me that Moe would want Shemp before bringing in other folk in to the group. Buddy Hackett's website and his album # | |
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What is especially odd is that the friend (who is not particularly wacky) has the nutty idea. Now perhaps the friend suggested the idea because he knew it would get Jerry in trouble and he wanted to get into the pants of the fiancee. As the girlfirend was played by Janet Leigh, who could blame him? If that was his motivation, it was not very well established in the first half-hour of the picture. The excellent Jerry Lewis biography King of Comedy by Shawn Levy notes that this film was one of Jerry's first attempts to do a more mature comedy. And this may have been the very problem. Jerry is not playing "The Kid" and does not act wacky unless disguised as one of the three boyfriends (or a boyfriend's twin sister). There are thus long stretchs of non-comedic behavior which perhaps made the flimsy premise stand out. Levy also notes that the film is "more mindful...of its narrative obligations" which is perhaps my other problem: Such an idiotic premise is taken much more seriously by the film than it deserves. # | | Friday, June 27, 2003
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You ever notice that nobody in fiction is a Boy Scout or a Girl Scout? They're always Campfire Troops or Junior Woodchucks or whatever. The same principle could apply to the Nobel (assuming it's not too late to claim that protection which it probably is). # | |
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Also this weekend, the Biography Channel is running Cult TV stars. Highlights include Jonathan Winters and Paul Lynde. Check your local listings as the Biography Channel's website does not include a friggin' schedule. # | |
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The fact that less than a month before the film's release date, the film is still unrated is not a good sign. Probably due to the other bad sign, a rumor that Sean Connery has taken over editing of the film. Sounds like this film will be "The Adventures of Alan Quatermain and Some Other Dudes!". I realize the film wouldn't have been made if not for Sean Connery's being in it but maybe that would have been a blessing. # | |
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I liked The Hulk. It takes far, far too much time in a pointless attempt to give the Hulk a more "realistic" scientific grounding (It wasn't just gamma radiation that created the Hulk but gamma radiation, genetic experimentation by Banner's father, and superdupermicromedicananoids). However the Hulk scenes look great; Hulk jumping across the desert and smashing tanks looks exactly the way the Good Lord and Jack Kirby intended. # | | Monday, June 16, 2003
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By pure mathematical reason, Sorority Boys is the funniest movie in the history of cinema. # | |
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I asked her to have a drink one day and she burst out laughing. "My last two boyfriends together don't add up to your age," she said to me. So I grabbed her arm and said, "But did any one of them give you magic?"More Evans nutsiness here and here. # | | Monday, June 09, 2003
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Robin Jones runs the Fake Radio show every month here in LA. Sunday, June 15th at 8:00 pm is a Jack Webb double-feature where I will be reprising the role of Sheldon Leonard. I was waiting for the web site to have my name on it or at least this month's show but I guess that's a fool's game # | | Sunday, June 08, 2003
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Now...who wants ice cream? # | | Saturday, June 07, 2003
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Don also did, on the show, a Ronald Coleman impression when he portrayed the King of Caronia and Humphrey Bogart when Max went undercover in a Treasure of the Sierra Madre parody. Here's a site which lists every record, TV show and commercial done by Don Adams. # | |
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I'm curious what Powell was doing that they couldn't get him to re-record the dialogue. Hell, get Don Adams to record it! # | | Friday, June 06, 2003
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To my shame, I realized that if I go to any of these show, that will be my second time at the museum. The first was for a retrospective of Frank Tashlin-directed cartoons. # | | Monday, June 02, 2003
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Mr. President, tonight I'd like to talk about the danger of unemployment . . . for me and you! CBS is considering pulling the plug. And, I'll tell ya, no matter how big the Bush tax cut, I need the work. With your legal bills, I know you can use the cash, too. # | | Saturday, May 31, 2003
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The twist in Young Frankenstein is Marty Feldman says "Walk this way". After walking, he then hands Gene Wilder his cane and pantomimes how to walk like him. In this case, the joke is that the person saying "walk this way" meant it in the literal sense rather than the person he's saying it to interpreting it in the literal sense. Well, I thought it was interesting. # | |
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The review accuses the show of stealing the "walk this way" joke from Young Frankenstein. That statement is not only ignorant of the fact that, as Max Power says, "that joke is older than Mel Brooks" (I'll go one better; it's as old as the expression itself) but the fact that that joke was used six years earlier in the original Producers movie! And it's used in practically all his movies since. He even says in the director's commentary of Young Frankenstein "I use that dopey joke in all my movies." # | |
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